Chandelier Shop


As I went into the Chandelier Shop, some candles for to buy
I went inside the Chandelier Shop, but no one I could spy
Now I was desappointed so some angry words I said
When I heard a sound of (clap, clap, clap) right above me head
When I heard a sound of (clap, clap, clap) right above me head

Now I was quick and I was slick, so up the stairs I fled
And very surprised I was to find the Chandelier's wife in bed
And with her was another man of quiet considerable size
And they were having a (clap, clap, clap) just before me eyes
And they were having a (clap, clap, clap) just before me eyes

Now when the fun was over and the lady raised her head
And very surprised was she to find me standing by her bed
"If you will be discreet me boy, if you will be so kind
Why don't you come up for some (clap, clap, clap) whenever you feel inclined
Why don't you come up for some (clap, clap, clap) whenever you feel inclined

So many the night and many the day when the Chandelier wasn't home
To get meself some candles to the Candelier Shop I'd roam
But never the one she give to me, she'd give me a lasted a little bit
More of the (clap, clap, clap) the light me way to bed

So come all you married men, take heed whenever you go to town
And if you leave your wife alone be sure and tie her down
And if you'll be so kind to just lie her down on the floor
And give her so much of the (clap, clap, clap) she doesn't want anymore
(clap, clap, clap)

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